"I'M HER ONLY FRIEND?"

This is going to be the greatest movie of all time. I'd love to have been a fly on the wall at the pitch meeting: "It's Single White Female meets Color of Night at college . . . but PG-13 so there's no gratuitous nudity!" (Where do I get the Color of Night influence, you ask? Elementary, my dear: that one shot makes it clear that the girl menacing Leighton Meester or Minka Kelly---whichever one of them is playing the lead---is NOT Minka Kelly or Leighton Meester---whichever one of them is playing the creepy roommate---but a relative and possibly sibling; just like in Color of Night where the killer wasn't Jane March but her dorky brother.)

But details aside, just revel in the glorious crappiness of that trailer. February can't come soon enough.