Ewan McGregor is 40 today, and so also, naturally, is Ewan McGregor's penis. While McGregor Prima has appeared in several pictures while fully clothed, McGregor Secunda (or Ewan Jr., or “gae,” and not because one look at it makes dudes gay, that's how you say “harpoon” in Gaelic) has one of the more prolific careers of any supporting actor in the business.
From his daring performance as the agent behind a forbidden liaison in Trainspotting, to an essential element of scenic design at a rock concert in Velvet Goldmine, to his forward-thinking aesthetics in The Pillow Book to, ultimately, a joust with the legendary Tilda Swinton in Young Adam, Ewan McGregor's penis has had as fine and varied a career as any actor of his generation.
Sadly, McGregor Prima has announced that Secunda's career is over. Sadly, as McGregor Prima's acting career enters a more mature phase, the piquance of his penis' thespianism will enter the annals of history and memory. Unless, of course, the right role presents itself. A true artist only stops making art at the point of death, and in the absence of any evidence to the contrary, we must assume that this fine, robust, whimsical actor still lives.
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