Wednesday 11 May 2011

THE DEATH OF THE MOVIE STAR



No, movie stars will be with us as long as pretty people can squint into a camera and pretend to feel emotion. The movie star who's gonna die is Will Smith if he keeps acting like a fucking jerkoff in New York City. Seriously, you've got a $25,000 a month apartment less than a mile away, and this is necessary? This trailer is like some shit in a movie about a jerkoff egomaniac movie star, one of those exaggerated slapstick comedies where the guy eventually marries a humble village supermodel and learns the "important" things in life while "Solsbury Hill" plays on the soundtrack. In other words, the movie this thing is from isn't even a good movie. Xenu has not been good for Will.

No comments:

Post a Comment