A FRIENDLY BEFORE THE ASIAN GROUP STAGE

I have a sneaking suspicion someone in this picture might qualify for the Asian stage of the Badass World Cup. Holy jumping Jesus Christ, that is a fucking ACTION TRAILER. Like four or five guys get owned in that minute and a half clip worse than anyone's ever gotten owned before. More on this story as it develops; Twitter has been having one of those consult-your-physician Cialis boners about this trailer all day, so I share it with you.