Sunday 24 April 2011

INFERRED BIOGRAPHY


Sometimes, no summary can do a career justice. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the imdb page of one Paul Thomas (no Anderson involved, except indirectly).

Let me direct your attention to three areas of this cornucopia of goodness:

1) The trivia page. It's short (the only thing about him that is, apparently), but very evocative.
2) Read every entry in his filmography, as actor, director, AND designer. It's long (LIKE HIS COCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA), and similarly evocative.
3) His earliest credit as actor, right before the "Actor - video" section starts. If that don't beat all, nothing does.

And, as per 3), Happy Easter!

(h/t Tom Berger for suggesting that his Facebook friends look this guy up. I hope you're happy with yourself, Tom).

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