Monday 4 April 2011

THE GOVERNATOR IS NOT WELL



What the flipping fuck. Did Arnold ever exhale off that joint he toked in Pumping Iron? Did the Botox eat his fucking brain? Is Stan Lee the Earthly manifestation of Xenu? And, most importantly, we need to petition President Obama to sign a bill into law permitting us to hunt down and exterminate the Black Eyed Peas before they release any more music. However, if that's the premise of the cartoon, all protests about the crappy, sub-80s-midnight-stonervision-level animation and Arnold's alarmingly addled mind are moot. I would watch Arnold violently murder the Black Eyed Peas no matter how bad the animation is.

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